the glamorous life

[Johnny]

, for me the reality of a good bit of this profession is being elbow-deep in some stranger's ass meat while my friends are at the bar.
(which, by the way, is fine by me.)

I've been laughing for 5 minutes about this. Very nice.

[BigAl]

Sorry been out for a few days started a new job (c.n.a) so while y'all are elbow deep in ass meet I'm elbow deep in shit and piss and old funk... but I didn't take it as an offense LOL I been fat my whole life and one if the things I learned early was that you got let stuff roll off your shoulder and I usually would have made a joke about it was just in a hurry that day

[mikevaladez]

ahhh...that pic says it all about tattooin in houston....i had a similar adventure...almost made the mistake of making her straddle the chair....

[Scott R]

hahahaha nice one. I wonder if all the retards who think they want to be a tattooer cause it's so fun and cool realize that 90% of the time it's tattooing fat chicks asses and titties....

Ursula, How dare you talk about titties like that! Fat titties are better than no titties at all

[brimstonesix]

usually fat girls get cool tattoos,its the "hotties" that are a pain in the ass....ymmv