Random Cell Phone pics

[irezumi]

not the same as the random image thread. this is for posting pics you took on your phone.

my porch has crabs. 3rd one I found. how the fuck does that happen?

jumbo shrimp

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Yes, really real. Happened at the previous shop I was at.

So dude walks in with a guitar strapped to his back, bible in hand, his pants hanging low enough to see pupes, and basically looks like a weirdo nerd gone Falling Down (you know, with Michael Douglas?). Anyway, he asks about getting tattooed and writes down this semi-long list of bizarre phrases and math equations and shit; 'glue on guitar' 'my left nih' (>btw, I just figured out this was probably his spelling of 'my left KNEE'<)and like 5 other phrases I can't remember.
So as one of us is preparing this, he uses the bathroom.
When he comes out his face is all wet; I ask him if he's alright. He says "yes I was just getting a drink."



pause.

I said "why is your face all wet?"

repeats that he was getting a drink.

longer pause. at this point everyone is kinda watching this exchange.

I said "from the toilet?" half-joking....

"yes" non-chalantly

"I don't believe you..."

he goes back in there and STARTS DRINKING. Long enough for me to snap this picture.

double triple whoa. I was speechless for a second.

"Dude, you need to get out of the shop; that was pretty fucked up. You really need to leave"

Dude says OK and leaves.

Holy what the fuck.


Best thing that happened that week.

[Gnorga]

[MGblues]

That's a pack of cigarettes next to the snail





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[jade1955]

Heres some of mine. Not particularly funny but pretty random.

[slayer9019]

Yes, really real. Happened at the previous shop I was at.

So dude walks in with a guitar strapped to his back, bible in hand, his pants hanging low enough to see pupes, and basically looks like a weirdo nerd gone Falling Down (you know, with Michael Douglas?). Anyway, he asks about getting tattooed and writes down this semi-long list of bizarre phrases and math equations and shit; 'glue on guitar' 'my left nih' (>btw, I just figured out this was probably his spelling of 'my left KNEE'<)and like 5 other phrases I can't remember.
So as one of us is preparing this, he uses the bathroom.
When he comes out his face is all wet; I ask him if he's alright. He says "yes I was just getting a drink."



pause.

I said "why is your face all wet?"

repeats that he was getting a drink.

longer pause. at this point everyone is kinda watching this exchange.

I said "from the toilet?" half-joking....

"yes" non-chalantly

"I don't believe you..."

he goes back in there and STARTS DRINKING. Long enough for me to snap this picture.

double triple whoa. I was speechless for a second.

"Dude, you need to get out of the shop; that was pretty fucked up. You really need to leave"

Dude says OK and leaves.

Holy what the fuck.


Best thing that happened that week.

This has to be the funniest shit I have ever heard! Usually I would demand a picture, but......guess you got that covered!

[Gnorga]

This has to be the funniest shit I have ever heard! Usually I would demand a picture, but......guess you got that covered!

I just noticed the booty crack!

[Dan S]

Heres some of mine. Not particularly funny but pretty random.

Beautiful Snyder-Enfield...one of my Brothers has one, and it's truly a trip to fire it. We've played around with all different loads, from powderpuffs to full military spec, and it handles 'em all like a dream. You're a lucky man!

[dcostello]

I like this thread already. I just got a new phone, pictures to come.

[hogg]

@irezumi I'd forgotten about that story! So insane.

[jade1955]

Beautiful Snyder-Enfield...one of my Brothers has one, and it's truly a trip to fire it. We've played around with all different loads, from powderpuffs to full military spec, and it handles 'em all like a dream. You're a lucky man!

Well spotted. @Jade1959 bought me this for my birthday from IMA.

It was in quite a sorry condition. I had great fun restoring it. Haven't got around to trying it out yet.