Dumb Hipster Tattoos

[Kev Tijerina]

New Order > Joy Division

[jayessebee]

Black Plastic Glasses - check
Vans Slipons - check, though sometimes I still wear zipperhead frankenstein boots
Nonsense Tattoos, some featuring monocles and pipes - check
Rides a Bike- check, have gears though im a fatass
Dickies and Flannels almost every day- check
Beardo- check
Roll up Pants - check, sometimes, I'm also really short and a 30 is too long

I've been doing all of these things without change since like 1994 though, when it was a byproduct of being into grunge and cypress hill, I swear I'm not a hipster I'm too old! lol

I do have to cop to the fact that I'm wearing a die antwoord zef side tshirt today though :facepalm:


I also listen to bauhaus and public image ltd almost daily, though I'm currently on my "rancid" pandora channel

[Ursula]

I've got plastic frame glasses too, I wear them because I need to see on a daily basis. I chose plastic frames because they looked good, last longer, cost way less. I go into rage mode when I see assholes wearing glasses with no lenses. Fucking RETARDS.

[jayessebee]

I've been getting my glasses from one of those 10 dollar a pair chinese sites- they are pretty good
i can't see worth a damn and i too hate glasses poseurs

[Gregor]

I was in Wagamama earlier tonight and it looks like they only hire hipsters now...

[jayessebee]

i follow Mad Hipster on Twitter because shits funny i figure some of you guys may appreciate his insights haha

[Perez]

I'm sure this has already been mentioned in the thread but HOLY SHIT i CANNOT WAIT for the monacled bowler hatted curly-mustachioed Tea-Drinking manhead tattoo to go away. I hope every dude or girl that gets one of those feels 10 time stupider in 10 years than anyone sporting desert chrome does now! What would possibly compel someone to get that shit tattooed on them I will never know. "Check out my tattoo of an imaginary, uptight, fey, rich guy who may, or may not have been an extra in the film Wild Wild West."

ugh.

WORST.

[Jack Wier]

That is really pathetic.

[gougetheeyes]

I hope every dude or girl that gets one of those feels 10 time stupider in 10 years than anyone sporting desert chrome does now!

I'd be really interested to see what would happen if you could get a few people to agree to getting some chromed-out nonsense tattooed on them by some "names" and see how long it would take for everyone to copy it, and start talking about how 90s chrome is the fucking TRUTH. ..I, however, do not volunteer to receive these tattoos.

[calbee]

And the winner is...