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One day at the shop this chick was telling us we should pay to tattoo her. We said the only way it would happen was if the artist got to put his signature one her. She said she would do it if we gave her twenty bucks. We said that for twenty bucks we would have to sign her and her friend. They both did it... Not the worst tattoos I have ever seen - just the worst decision.

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I know this kid that works at a shop just down the road from mine. Everything that comes out of that shop is just disturbing and awful. I can't tell you how many times people have left there only to come straight to our place to see if we can someone fix their tattoo. (It amazes me how people don't do their research before getting a tattoo, but anyway...) This one kid though is just downright awful. He constantly sends my boss, myself and my fellow coworkers pictures of the tattoos he's doing. He wants to work in our shop so badly and thinks that these photos are actually impressing us. They are truly some of the worst tattoos I have ever seen and in his mind he is one of the greatest tattooers that ever lived. It's so sad :(

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I know this kid that works at a shop just down the road from mine. Everything that comes out of that shop is just disturbing and awful. I can't tell you how many times people have left there only to come straight to our place to see if we can someone fix their tattoo. (It amazes me how people don't do their research before getting a tattoo, but anyway...) This one kid though is just downright awful. He constantly sends my boss, myself and my fellow coworkers pictures of the tattoos he's doing. He wants to work in our shop so badly and thinks that these photos are actually impressing us. They are truly some of the worst tattoos I have ever seen and in his mind he is one of the greatest tattooers that ever lived. It's so sad :(

despite the risk of being insensitive I would very much like to see said tattoos

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I was pitched this idea and turned it down straight away. It was a group of guys that wanted Dale Earnhardt crashing into the twin towers. I didn't get it, nor did I care to ask why, but one of the guys felt he needed to tell me. He said they came up with it the night before when they were drunk. Yup. And wouldn't ya know it, a week later, the tattoo shows up on this site ugliesttattoos.com Below is said tattoo done by the shop around the corner...

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despite the risk of being insensitive I would very much like to see said tattoos

You got it!

There were so many to choose from but these are some of my favorites!

The first skull just makes me cringe at how badly the skin is chewed up and the lines are literally sliced in. The second and third are cover ups where the poor victim would have probably been happier with their original crappy tattoo. Normally I wouldn't just make fun of someone like this, but not only should this kid be nowhere near peoples skin, he also has an awful rockstar attitude.

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This is killing me, I can't stop laughing so I have to share! This is a direct quote from this kids mom on his facebook wall

"everyone i talk to, says you need to get on the show "ink master".....more then one..so look it up online. Also you can win one hundred thousand with your talent. Jus sayin. :)"

YES!!! please do! haha

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This is killing me, I can't stop laughing so I have to share! This is a direct quote from this kids mom on his facebook wall

"everyone i talk to, says you need to get on the show "ink master".....more then one..so look it up online. Also you can win one hundred thousand with your talent. Jus sayin. :)"

YES!!! please do! haha

If he was on the show, B tat might have lasted one more round.

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You got it!

There were so many to choose from but these are some of my favorites!

The first skull just makes me cringe at how badly the skin is chewed up and the lines are literally sliced in. The second and third are cover ups where the poor victim would have probably been happier with their original crappy tattoo. Normally I wouldn't just make fun of someone like this, but not only should this kid be nowhere near peoples skin, he also has an awful rockstar attitude.

If what he is doing isn't illegal, it should be.

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is that a mole, or did that guy's left eye pop off?

i thought the same thing and thought if that is a mole and it just looks like his eye popped off, that is just awesome.

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My friend jeff got a Celtic piece he's way into god and irish things the lines are all wrong thick the guy must have wanted them to be straight but couldn't pull it off looks like the guy was tattooing in the amazon I wish these small town guys would ne more honest. He thinks its cool inly cuz he's never seen great Celtic work I don't have the heart to tell him

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When i was 17, one girl i used to fuck told me to go with her to get a tattoo.. so we went to my barber because he used to tattoo from his garage.. this dumbbitch got a winnie the pooh that on her stomach :L .. she was 15 at the time too.. damn i wish i took pics that day

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