abees Posted August 1, 2011 Share Posted August 1, 2011 How to troll a dating website...... Stitch626, RoryQ, jade1955 and 2 others 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ursula Posted August 1, 2011 Share Posted August 1, 2011 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA seriously this is hilarious.. Turquoise Cherry 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cfgsteak Posted August 1, 2011 Share Posted August 1, 2011 I am nearly in tears in my cubicle...from laughter for once. hilarious! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jade1955 Posted August 1, 2011 Share Posted August 1, 2011 Hahahahhahaha................. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tight-Lines Posted August 1, 2011 Share Posted August 1, 2011 This will come into use for my ICP dating site. Jake, Duffa, Scott Sylvia and 4 others 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ursula Posted August 1, 2011 Share Posted August 1, 2011 ooooommmmmmggggggg Dan, Please post your drawings of the single ladies of the ICP dating site Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tight-Lines Posted August 1, 2011 Share Posted August 1, 2011 Ill finish off my bottle of Jameson tonight and draw some shit. Stitch626 and Ursula 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tight-Lines Posted August 1, 2011 Share Posted August 1, 2011 Fuckin' Juggalove.com deleted my profile. I'm pissed. I'm going to write a complaint letter to them. Ill let you know how that goes. Turquoise Cherry, LeoKraft and Ursula 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tight-Lines Posted August 1, 2011 Share Posted August 1, 2011 Dear Mr. or Mrs. Juggalove, I was a proud member of your dating site for some amount of time until I tried to log in this morning and found my account was suddenly deleted. Honestly I am at a loss for words. Countless hours of hard work and dedication went into the creation of that page and I now have nothing to show for it. In addition, I had spoken to many "fine ass bitches" and had received not four but a total of five numbers from some sweet ass hoes. I hope you realize that you have managed to ruin my virtual dating life. I have had to move my online profile to OKCUPID. You know how fucking degrading that shit is? Honestly, all the fucking girls are "24 year old bisexuals who are in a god damn transitional phase" All I wanted was to meet a nice down to earth hoe that I could one day marry and have hella little juggalo babies with. Now I'm going to be alone for the rest of my god damn life sad masturbating to videos from this years Gathering. With Regards, Daniel Costello Sent at 10:00 this morning. Ill let yall know how this goes., Turquoise Cherry, Ursula, Mel Noir and 2 others 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JAllen Posted August 1, 2011 Share Posted August 1, 2011 Dear Mr. or Mrs. Juggalove,I was a proud member of your dating site for some amount of time until I tried to log in this morning and found my account was suddenly deleted. Honestly I am at a loss for words. Countless hours of hard work and dedication went into the creation of that page and I now have nothing to show for it. In addition, I had spoken to many "fine ass bitches" and had received not four but a total of five numbers from some sweet ass hoes. I hope you realize that you have managed to ruin my virtual dating life. I have had to move my online profile to OKCUPID. You know how fucking degrading that shit is? Honestly, all the fucking girls are "24 year old bisexuals who are in a god damn transitional phase" All I wanted was to meet a nice down to earth hoe that I could one day marry and have hella little juggalo babies with. Now I'm going to be alone for the rest of my god damn life sad masturbating to videos from this years Gathering. With Regards, Daniel Costello Sent at 10:00 this morning. Ill let yall know how this goes., you're not getting anywhere with that, they won't understand half of what you're talking about...especially when using words they do understand in quotes. try this: yo dawgs, why u's buggin? delete my account n' shit, i was tryin to hook up wit some dem sick methhead bitches u gotz on yo site. don't hate tha playa hate da game ya'll, best b hookin mines profile back up b4 i getz pissed! peace out bitches! d-thugaloostello Tight-Lines, Duffa, Ursula and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel Noir Posted August 1, 2011 Share Posted August 1, 2011 JAllen, if you change "peace out" to "peacethefuckoutthomassss", it's perfect. Scott Sylvia and Jake 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted August 1, 2011 Share Posted August 1, 2011 hahahahaha this thread has me laughing so hard. awesome!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ursula Posted August 1, 2011 Share Posted August 1, 2011 Dan, you are one funny mother fucker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tight-Lines Posted August 1, 2011 Share Posted August 1, 2011 "What is your user name after a year it removes you but I can reactivate you if you give me your username" -Timothy Wright (Rep of juggalove) No periods in his email. I don't think he got my humor. Turquoise Cherry 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ursula Posted August 1, 2011 Share Posted August 1, 2011 Dude, you've been on there for a year!?!?! Scott Sylvia 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tight-Lines Posted August 1, 2011 Share Posted August 1, 2011 No, I wish I had achieved that status. I think they found my profile a little over the top. Not sure you posted on here when Jake found that site, but I basically said "Im a 24 year old UC Berkeley graduate who majored in Entomology who was looking for love in all the wrong places and figured that Juggalove was the right one." I also said that I was looking for anyone who is "Down for anal" all the time... or something along those lines. and my name was "Introspectivethought" Ursula 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tight-Lines Posted August 1, 2011 Share Posted August 1, 2011 Well, I have cake on my face again. I just did some board digging and found a link I posted to my profile. It has not been removed, I was using a wrong email address. Joke is still on them for being Juggalos. Introspectivethought's Profile - View Duffa and MsRad 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MsRad Posted August 1, 2011 Share Posted August 1, 2011 Well, I have cake on my face again.I just did some board digging and found a link I posted to my profile. It has not been removed, I was using a wrong email address. Joke is still on them for being Juggalos. Introspectivethought's Profile - View this is the best thing that has happened all day. seriously. i'm having a hard time containing myself here at my desk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tight-Lines Posted August 1, 2011 Share Posted August 1, 2011 this is the best thing that has happened all day. seriously. i'm having a hard time containing myself here at my desk. Yeah, I'm laughing pretty hard over here too. I cant believe how big of a dumbass oneself can be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ursula Posted August 1, 2011 Share Posted August 1, 2011 hahahaaha cokeland, minor in juggology, Piercings you'll have to ask about Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tight-Lines Posted August 1, 2011 Share Posted August 1, 2011 All True. MsRad and Duffa 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JAllen Posted August 1, 2011 Share Posted August 1, 2011 i think this is what tipped them off: Exercise: Daily Daily diet:Keep it Healthy Smoking: Occasionally Drinking: Just socially Living situation: Live alone Have children: No Want children: No i've got to go do a tattoo or i'd point out the specifics as to why! haha Ursula and Duffa 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MsRad Posted August 1, 2011 Share Posted August 1, 2011 Yeah, I'm laughing pretty hard over here too. I cant believe how big of a dumbass oneself can be. Dan, you're not a dumbass, you're amazing! Tight-Lines 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ursula Posted August 1, 2011 Share Posted August 1, 2011 If by dumbass you mean hilarious ! Tight-Lines and Scott Sylvia 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tight-Lines Posted August 1, 2011 Share Posted August 1, 2011 Im glad everyone found some humor in it! i think this is what tipped them off:Exercise: Daily Daily diet:Keep it Healthy Smoking: Occasionally Drinking: Just socially Living situation: Live alone Have children: No Want children: No i've got to go do a tattoo or i'd point out the specifics as to why! haha Im not even sure what to say about that man... Or how I manage to honestly do all of those things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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