ShawnPorter

Dumb Hipster Tattoos

Recommended Posts

"I don't understand how being so called anti establishment means not taking care of your own body. WTF."

This is such a problem in Austin-makes a 105 degree day that much closer to Hell

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
but it did give us the brilliant and hilarious Portlandia

The first couple episodes of that show were so spot on, I haven't watched it since. All I have to do is go down to Hawthorne or Alberta and I can get the reality version. All would be well if they would just stop riding their stupid hipster bikes on the sidewalk.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

I discovered this book/website when I was in Chicago thanks to my friends aunt and I'm kinda upset that I didn't know about it earlier. She used to subscribe to the daily email and would call her husband after reading them and say (in her cute mid-western accent), Gosh we are so white! It was either the apple picking or outdoor performance clothes that convinced her...

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Nattie Light brings me back to puking when i was 14.

Nattie Light brings back memories of me puking the night of July 4th 2011 at the age of 45, right after me and my neighbor blew up his mailbox with fireworks.

Seemed like a good idea at the time...

We got that shit on video too.

Growing old is mandatory, growing up is not.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Is it still a federal crime if its your own mail box?

I don't think so, not real sure, but we replaced it the next day at dawn just in case. Thankfully, no cops were called that night.

I mean, it was his own mailbox.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Nattie Light brings back memories of me puking the night of July 4th 2011 at the age of 45, right after me and my neighbor blew up his mailbox with fireworks.

Seemed like a good idea at the time...

We got that shit on video too.

Growing old is mandatory, growing up is not.

Did I read Video!?!

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
I don't think so, not real sure, but we replaced it the next day at dawn just in case. Thankfully, no cops were called that night.

I mean, it was his own mailbox.

I like doin the garbage can,hey,the city brings ya out a new one. ya gotta love the south.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
tumblr_ls7a2hn8nN1qzpegpo1_400.jpg

"Well, I finally got my period. I just wish my breasts weren't so sore and tender..."

(I was going to make a comment like "Only I can prevent Breast Cancer"... but then thought it may be slightly on the not cool side... but y'all can make up your own minds ;) )

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Came across another picture of this dude

tumblr_ls7a2hn8nN1qzpegpo1_400.jpg

You can thank me by doing another round of "what's he thinking here" :D

"i wish i could remember how to make those cool fart noises with my armpit like when i was a kid"

or

turns and catches a glimpse of himself in the mirror, "wow..do i really look like this?"

or

he just nicked his nipple shaving his body hair off

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.