JasonHoodrich Posted November 13, 2010 Share Posted November 13, 2010 http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/7509401Funny as hell.. hwroman 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julio Avila Posted November 13, 2010 Share Posted November 13, 2010 Ugh. I hate those people. A few days ago a guy came in to set up an appt. He started blabbing about his wife that died in a car wreck and he never had closure. He never really got over her. He gave me the name and continued to tell me the story. He was drunk too. I took a deposit from him. Then he goes.... Oh wait that was seconds wifes name! My first wife was Donna! Clearly he never got over her. Then he tells me he heard it hurts less on muscle so he wanted it in the biggest muscle he had. His dick. I told him I wasn't gonna tattoo his dick but I'd be more than happy to tattoo it next to his pussy. I was certain he wasn't gonna make it for his appt. but he showed up. Moved around the entire time as I tattooed it on his arm. He still kept sayin dumb shit. When I was done and collected the money I told him to walk out into traffic. Same day, last tattoo of the day.... Dude came in 40 minutes before we closed. Said he wanted a pachuco cross on his neck. I figured, simple enough I can knock it out in no time. Draw one out then he wants an "S" in it. Then he goes on to ask me if I know what a pachuco cross is and that it's a Sicilian thing. Then I tell him he's mistaken that it was a Chicano thing. He tells me," well that's what my dead uncle told me and that's who I'm getting it for". Slap it on his neck and he tells me the "s" is for his girlfriend. Damn tattoo should gave taken me 6 minutes to do. I got out of the shop ten minutes after we close shop. As I was walking home, I started feeling sick. By the time I got home (6 blocks away from the shop) I was attacked with the flu. Been outta work for a couple of days. Think I can return tomorrow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hyena Posted November 13, 2010 Share Posted November 13, 2010 Dude gave you the retard plague. Fuck. Shitty ass day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mario desa Posted November 13, 2010 Share Posted November 13, 2010 damn julio. bummer!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JasonHoodrich Posted November 13, 2010 Author Share Posted November 13, 2010 "I told him I wasn't gonna tattoo his dick but I'd be more than happy to tattoo it next to his pussy. " HAHAHA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julio Avila Posted November 14, 2010 Share Posted November 14, 2010 maybe i got sick to avoid more of these people. man that first night was rough!!!!! cold sweats, body aches, non stop body shifting..... then to top it off, at about 6 in the morning i woke up with the craziest leg cramp ive ever had. i screamed like a little girl for my wife. no joke. it hurt so bad, i thought i was gonna puke and then pass out. ugh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gougetheeyes Posted November 14, 2010 Share Posted November 14, 2010 Dude that is ROUGH. Retarded plague is right.. Maybe this will cheer you up: http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/6912997/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RockelMan Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 HAHAHA I busted a gut watching that :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G.Uristti Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 i had a good friend do that to me a few weeks ago...then i showed her that video. she was speechless for the rest of the time she was in the shop. hahahaha who would of though that video would actually help out? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wedge Posted January 17, 2011 Share Posted January 17, 2011 Sorry, I accidentally posted the same one. I want a tattoo Sorry...I accidentally posted the same video, not what I was wanting to do and thenI couldn't delete it. Shouldn't I be able to delete my own post? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ibradley Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 Hell yeah! Get the F@c# out of my studio! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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