Hogrider Posted January 31, 2013 Share Posted January 31, 2013 I love me some Daisy Dukes as much as any self-respecting 90's bodybuilder , it was a Bubbleberry reference ha . There is not enough porn on the internet to get that image out of my head! :-) reverend1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadeIndelible Posted January 31, 2013 Share Posted January 31, 2013 Thou shalt respect those who came before you. Thou shalt not be a hipster. Brock Varty, Delicious, else and 5 others 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reverend1 Posted January 31, 2013 Share Posted January 31, 2013 Thou shalt not be a hipster. This should be in bold neon italics. gtrjunior and Brock Varty 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MGblues Posted January 31, 2013 Share Posted January 31, 2013 11. Thou shalt not EVER get tattooed by a friend of a friend in his kitchen, motel room, truckstop, etc. Use ONLY reputable tattooers working in actual shops. My first tattoo was done in a biker bar in Waynesville N.C.. However since it was 1985 and the tattooer was legit I'm not sure if I broke a commandment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
else Posted January 31, 2013 Share Posted January 31, 2013 my first tattoo was done by a friend of a friend, in my kitchen, in exchange for a bottle of whiskey... That's a lot of commandments broken in one tattoo. (I still like the tattoo though thankfully - AND I didn't have to put out!) hogg and Dan S 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gougetheeyes Posted January 31, 2013 Share Posted January 31, 2013 Thou shalt not receive the holding of hands, especially in regards to queries relating to: how to go about getting tattooed, how to contact a tattooer, how your new tattoo looks, how your imaginary tattoo looks photoshopped on a stock photo of an arm with that tattoo, and thou certainly shalt not receive a single response when thinking, maybe, out loud on the Internet about possibly -- one day -- starting on your imagined quarter-length sleeve (outside of arm only) and inquiring about the pros and cons. Thou shalt be shown the proverbial door and given the holy hand grenade. Delicious, Fala, David Flores and 11 others 14 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graeme Posted January 31, 2013 Share Posted January 31, 2013 Thou shalt not revive the thread about tattooers with little to no tattoos thread because it is FACT that tattooers are required to be tattooed and your opinion will not change this. hogg, Reyeslv, cltattooing and 12 others 15 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun1105 Posted February 1, 2013 Share Posted February 1, 2013 Thou shalt not let thy friend get a shitty tattoo. Corollary: everyone on LST is your friend. else, Dan S, Reyeslv and 3 others 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
else Posted February 1, 2013 Share Posted February 1, 2013 Thou shalt not let thy friend get a shitty tattoo. Corollary: everyone on LST is your friend. This might be my favorite one so far :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delicious Posted February 1, 2013 Share Posted February 1, 2013 Thou shalt post thine tattoos so we may gawk in appreciation and envy Reyeslv, Shaun1105, Duffa and 5 others 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadeIndelible Posted February 1, 2013 Share Posted February 1, 2013 Thou shalt not mention that you want to be a tattooer when thou hast no tattoos. Delicious, Graeme, Duffa and 4 others 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Varty Posted February 1, 2013 Share Posted February 1, 2013 Thou shalt shut the fuck up and listen to good advice. Thou shalt not keep blabbing and ignore good advice. Thou shalt lurk long enough to understand good advice. MadeIndelible, Shaun1105, Delicious and 9 others 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cltattooing Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 Thou shalt tip your artist on a job well done! Delicious, hogg, MadeIndelible and 7 others 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damo Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 Thou shalt not tattoo elephant face and trunk on/around your genitals unless thine wife is cool with being penetrated by said elephants trunk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polliwog Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 If I may throw in my 2 cents as a newbie: If thou art new to tattoos and tattooing, thou shalt read this forum prior to joining so that thou hast a basic understanding of what it stands for. Thou shalt back down and reconsider thy position when contradicted by a forum member with greater knowledge and experience. Thou shalt be willing to learn. cltattooing, Fala, Graeme and 5 others 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fala Posted August 17, 2014 Share Posted August 17, 2014 Thou shalt not argue that thou's drawing on a piece of paper makes for a better tattoo than a (LST recommended) tattoo artist's rendition of the tattoo, especially when thou hath no tattoos. Guerillaneedles, Shaun1105, gougetheeyes and 4 others 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimmie Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 If I may throw in my 2 cents as a newbie:If thou art new to tattoos and tattooing, thou shalt read this forum prior to joining so that thou hast a basic understanding of what it stands for. Thou shalt back down and reconsider thy position when contradicted by a forum member with greater knowledge and experience. Thou shalt be willing to learn. If I may add, Thou shalt not ask a question if thou only want confirmation of thy opinion. pidjones 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gingerninja Posted July 11, 2017 Share Posted July 11, 2017 Because this thread needs to be bumped. On 2/1/2013 at 2:23 PM, Brock Varty said: Thou shalt shut the F*** up and listen to good advice. Thou shalt not keep blabbing and ignore good advice. Thou shalt lurk long enough to understand good advice. If thy hate thy first tattoo, thou shall not freak out. Thou shall wait at least three months before making any decisions on cover-ups, laser or additional tattoos. tertia, Devious6, SStu and 8 others 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devious6 Posted July 11, 2017 Share Posted July 11, 2017 Thou shalt not offer advice to people about getting tattoos or aftercare unless thou haveth at least one of your own. alexgtd, Oiocha, Boiled Dove and 2 others 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oboogie Posted July 11, 2017 Share Posted July 11, 2017 20 minutes ago, Devious6 said: Thou shalt not offer advice to people about getting tattoos or aftercare unless thou haveth at least one of your own. THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS. Thou shall not refer people to Tattoodo constantly because it sucks as a resource. Devious6, Gingerninja and Boiled Dove 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Posted July 12, 2017 Share Posted July 12, 2017 thou shall not be a dick. tertia, Devious6, Gingerninja and 2 others 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gingerninja Posted July 18, 2017 Share Posted July 18, 2017 Thou shalt not give advice on tattoos when ye have none. zetroc, oboogie, Dan and 2 others 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bongsau Posted July 18, 2017 Share Posted July 18, 2017 Thou shalt not take ye self so seriously, they are just F***ing tattoos, maan. Boiled Dove, oboogie, Oiocha and 2 others 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JazzyMac Posted October 8, 2017 Share Posted October 8, 2017 Thou shalt not give advice on tattoos if thou is constantly getting "tattoo divorces" . (Tattoo laser removal) alexgtd 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kumoku Posted May 12, 2018 Share Posted May 12, 2018 Sound advice all people gotta follow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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