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Charles.M

Joke of the day(ish) Thead

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To get the ball rolling and make an opportunity for a cheer up..if you are experiencing some miserable sh.t or otherwise... or have some material to help another member cheer up! 

The first joke is.. 

My favorite invention of the age of electricity is an escalator...

drum roll please......, 

because when it inevitably breaks, it is still stairs! :1_grinning:

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So a guy walks into a tattoo shop and says "I want the tattoo diet",

the tattooer says "what is that",

the guy says "I want a full body photorealistic tattoo of me only 50 pounds lighter

and maybe this time it will last...."

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