tattoojeff

Ok whats the difference between jesus christ, and mexicans........................................................................................................

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jesus does'nt tattoo mexicans on himself.

gotta love it. i got one for you.

there was a girl, she loved elvis. and allways wanted a portrait of him. she then did just that. on her upper thigh. upon looking at the finished product. she wasnt sure cuz. well she had an idea in her head of the finished product, and it was quite like that, not that the work was bad. just dfferent. so she gets a second opinion from another shops artist. and of coarse he talks bad about the piece and explains that when it comes to elvis portraits... he is the man. so she let him do his rendition on the other thigh. as she looked. it was different then the other one. but different then she thought it would look like....so she goes home to the ol man

whos camped out in his chair drinking a beer. and she says while dropping her pants.. do you recognize either of these guys?...........

the ol man says: i dont know about the guy on the right or the left. but the one in the middle is willie nelson.....