Hunter Morrow

It isn't like a celebration of 60 years of accomplishing anything. She lived for 60 years as a pampered multi-billionaire in a first world nation. I have no clue how in the 21st century there is a group of inbred, doddering old buffoons who have the power to dissolve Parliament meetings. This senile old wrist-waving dingbat has power over PARLIAMENT?!?! Could you imagine if before he died Andy Rooney had power over the U.S. Congress? Did you ever notice...how hereditary monarchies are asinine in the 21st Century? Did you ever notice?

Fishing for compliments? I already liked it, sheesh.

I hate Bob Marley because he makes searching for Exodus songs a pain in the ass. :/ WOOOOO I GOTTA GO TO THE VETERAN'S ADMINISTRATION TOMORROW. METAL.

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Oh, I was only joking. :) I don't know why but I just figured people who had a bunch of tattoos would gamble more?

Ah, it was never really out of control to begin. Also, unblock my Visa card please. :)

I don't know why but I've been thinking about this one quite a bit lately, no bullshit... A flamingo smoking a bong while getting a blowjob from Betty Boop.

I used to gamble a lot more but I just kind of stopped. Last big gamble was on the Vikings/Dallas playoff game. Vikings stomped 'em and I made 5 grand. I guess the most I lost was 7 grand in an Indian casino. I was thrown off the floor for being a "problem gambler." I'm even moneywise on gambling. That is something everybody says and for 90+ percent of people its bullshit but for me its true. Gamblers Anonymous helped me get over it but I still need small stakes poker and Magic: The Gathering to keep from going off the rails. Just wondering. I play micro stakes poker a lot. Never really make or lose anything. I guess I make a dollar an hour? Woo. Beats making iPads. Am I dry drunk gambler?

Of course Dennis Quaid is gonna be the best part. He rules. Bobcat Goldthwait's last couple of directed movies rule. This is a 21st Century bloodbath of a take on the genre Guy Goes Crazy movies. Lots taken from Falling Down, kinda halfway between Kickass and Taxi Driver.

Anybody go to the bakery today? I got a kringle and a pershing. :)

PWND Sam Kinison monkey, shortly after divorce...

Browsers have a tab function for a reason... YOU BIG SILLY GOOSE :)

I think chameleons are pretty neat so... The fearsome and infamous HONEY BADGER. I always thought this would be a neat sort of action-packed animal tattoo, two rams having a headbutting contest

I always thought that was a really risky one. What if you wind up hating your mom?

I don't like to drive when I really want to get drunk so I'll put a revolver in my pocket and go bike around town. Kinda like bar crawling but a bit of exercising. Bar Biking. Beer isn't really my thing. I prefer whiskey and brandy. But Leinenkugel's and New Glarus make stuff I like. There was this stuff out of Belgium I used to drink all the time in California, Delirium Tremens. There was this huge section of some Whole Foods sort of thing that had all the Fancy Dan Pinkies-Out beer for great prices.

Swings are neat. Dick's Wonder Bar has 'em and this local bar around here has 'em too. Haven't been in there in a while though.

How are you supposed to learn ANYTHING in two weeks? Wow you hire a plumber who'd only had 2 weeks "learning" and no weeks on the job? I wouldn't. I just had the DNR over to remove a bird's nest from my dryer ducts and I wouldn't want a DNR agent who'd only been training for 2 years. He would have killed the birds and wrecked my dryer. Like, if it was a 2 year college course thing and somebody could get like, an associate's degree in tattooing, I wouldn't mind. But two friggin' weeks?

I thought repping a home state beer would at least get me some points. Speaking of snobbery, and not to troll, but I just had a few of those 24 ouncer Steel Reserve High Gravities. Woo. Pinkies out with those ones, boys.

You guys are snobby even with the beer. :) Anybody here like Miller High Life? I think its great.

Relax, people. Hepatitis is a candy-ass disease. Hasn't slowed Pamela Anderson down. Just think, when all of those people get a bit older it will mean a lot of cover-up business.

In regards to what Dan S typed, that is more of a concern with powder pigments, right? Because the powder might have something in it that would cause some sort of red pimply thing to show up? I heard white from powdered pigment could be like that as well.

Oh yeah, star studded cast. Tom Berenger and Kevin Costner are terrific in it. I was just wondering why the ink wouldn't stay in somebody's skin. Maybe it is an allergic reaction?

That is your gun. And your rifle is your rifle.

Okay. I let it go. :) Apologies for being a dickbag, I've been alcohol-free for a while and I just lost a ton of games of Magic:The Gathering last night.