JOLLY J

A guy I was tattooing said "your job is awesome,you get to tattoo all sorts of good looking women.You tattoo women's tits and asses all the time right?".I said "Yeah,but it's really not quite as cool as it sounds,I mean there are as many horrible looking girls getting tattooed as there are good looking ones,maybe even more ."

"You ever tattoo a dick?" he asked.I said "Yeah,I'm tattooing you."

I don't want product in my hair.

I totally identify with this.I used to just shave my head myself because there are only feminine salons around me.Now I just grow my hair.I don't feel comfortable in salons.It's the same thing with tattoo shops nowadays,they went from being like barber shops to now being all like fern bars or feminine hair salons.I'm gonna open my own tattoo shop soon,only serving bikers, strippers,waitresses,blue collar workers,drug dealers and people that live on the fringes of society.