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    In a strictly scientific sense I'm more of a caffeine based life form. I’m actually not funny. I’m just really mean and people think I am joking. I have always thought it was better to laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints and I have to say that it's working out quite nicely.
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    The land of Hate & Honey
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    Falconry, Cigars, Balintiwak Arnis(Google it), rockabilly guitar, playing the Congas & harmonica
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    Amature Calvin Kline model, Garden gnome critic

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  1. DISCLAIMER: MAGIC HATE BALL is a caffeinated life form with a dream. A very simple dream, mostly involving nachos and beer, but a dream nonetheless. WARNING: M.H.B. is indifferent to most items on the planet.

    Hi my name is MAGIC HATE BALL, I'm named after my uncle the infamous bounty hunter, you won't have heard of him since all evidence of his work was covered up during the cold war. All my friends call me Steven because its easier. In my spare time I enjoy reading Russian poetry which goes hand in hand with my career as a porn star under the name Rodzilla Silverman.

    Some people call me a Social Media Guru. I don’t correct them. Sometimes I just want to give it all up and become a handsome billionaire.