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    In a strictly scientific sense I'm more of a caffeine based life form. I’m actually not funny. I’m just really mean and people think I am joking. I have always thought it was better to laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints and I have to say that it's working out quite nicely.
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    The land of Hate & Honey
  • Interests
    Falconry, Cigars, Balintiwak Arnis(Google it), rockabilly guitar, playing the Congas & harmonica
  • Occupation
    Amature Calvin Kline model, Garden gnome critic

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  1. Rockabilly in HD. Music that is forever cool & few can be offended at. I like to mix some blues and a little bit of Kool saxophone jazz to break up the drone. On Friday some Depache Mode is always well received.
  2. If you like nachos....

    edit...sorry...bad link! Soo...hi.

  3. DISCLAIMER: MAGIC HATE BALL is a caffeinated life form with a dream. A very simple dream, mostly involving nachos and beer, but a dream nonetheless. WARNING: M.H.B. is indifferent to most items on the planet.

    Hi my name is MAGIC HATE BALL, I'm named after my uncle the infamous bounty hunter, you won't have heard of him since all evidence of his work was covered up during the cold war. All my friends call me Steven because its easier. In my spare time I enjoy reading Russian poetry which goes hand in hand with my career as a porn star under the name Rodzilla Silverman.

    Some people call me a Social Media Guru. I don’t correct them. Sometimes I just want to give it all up and become a handsome billionaire.

  4. Really? That's what my probation officer & that overly affectionate clown in 6th grade used to tell me.
  5. Most gracious of you. I shall endeavor to remember the warning about the manliness of rose tattoos.
  6. Greetings my inked brothers & sisters, esteemed Artist Masters, Collectors of fine body art, Kitchen Wizards extraordinaire ...lowly fellow newbies. I am here for ANSWERS! The questions are irrelevant. I wish to snatch the pebble from the master before he can close his hand. To hear the grasshopper at my feet. I seek the path to enlightenment, a rad Japanese sleeve, the joy of a good, full bodied cigar for under $4. And most importantly to be the first kid on my block with a Frank Frazetta like viking with a Jackson Pollock inspired ink job done by Paul Acker. Since you asked, I would say I am a cross between (pre-cocaine) John Belushi, Chuck Norris's emotionally suspect cousin, and remember that guy on the TV show Night Court? The one that does magic tricks and dresses like he's from the 40's? Yeah, not that guy. I want to take this opportunity to put the rumor to rest that I was born in a manger in Bethlehem. Actually, I was born in the Bronx. Many, many, many people would agree that my greatest strength is my humility. I would confess that my greatest weakness other than kryptonite; is that sometimes I can be a little bit too...awesome. In conclusion, I am here to learn and share in the fellowship of exquisite, exciting and daring ink. I hope that you allow me to tap into that wellspring of precious insight that can only be acquired by learned experience and angry, self-righteous maturity. While we're here I hope we can share some laughs along the way and If were not careful we just might learn something. Let the panic commence, MAGIC HATE BALL
  7. Depending on my audience at work I'm either, "COMMISSAR POWER-BOTTOM!!! Of the 13th Legion; Rob Halford Division" or "HP HOVERCRAFT : Chaos-Master of the Necronomicon!!!!" Yeah, I love my co-workers. :cool:
  8. Some of these blow away what my local guys can do.
  9. Meh. If it inspires people to try to match another's work then (hopefully) the copier will improve. Lord knows we need more pretty tattoos out there
  10. While you have every right not to be harassed, leered or inappropriately approached, it sounds like you know how the game is played. You'll never be able to control the perves out there, you always control how you dress & your presentation to the world.
  11. Hiding new ink from the wife? This will end in pure fail. I'd engage her instead. I'd show her all the research I'd do in finding the right artist, the design I'm going after etc. In the meantime I'm doing the things that good husbands do to make the boss happy. Cuz if momma's happy then pappy's happy.
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