tattoojeff

I for one dont think that its age. over the years of tattooing people, and im sure many will agree that. it seems like when the biggest badest looking young buck comes for ink. alot of the times its a young healthy man. who turns out to be the biggest pain in the ass. needs a smoke break, then bathroom, then a drink of water etc. i remember after a session from hell that taxed a massive amount of extra time. i sat down with a clip board and pencil. trying to crack the code. so i could spot these people before hand. so the price will be right for the time. this was 20 years ago. i may have failed figuring that out. but i wrote a poem that most tattooers dig. its called tough customer, and i submitted it online to a contest and won a real nice plaque w/ silver engraved etc. TOUGH CUSTOMER This tough acting dude walks into my place, telling tall tails, like he was an ace. i want a tattoo, all black and real big. the small ones look wimpy, but the big ones i dig. I been every where, ive done every thing, when i come to town, all the bitches would cream. cuz im big and im burley, and talented too. but if you believe that. then you dont have a clue. cuz when he was finished,... the talkin part done. he flinched like a bitch, when i fired my gun. when he turned to look. his face was all geen. i laughed to myself, and thought oh yeah, you mean. his sweat was a flowing, his jockies were wet. he was singing the blues fo his home you can bet. but we made a deal. and the cash was up front. so when he weenied out. i told him real blunt. when you want a tattoo. you must be the man. grit your teeth or do what you can. but since you cant take it and act like you should. two quarter inch lines never paid so good. jeff etzel

theres a big rave at the speedway, in las vegas. it last three days. lots of people in town. Had a decent nite. Came in this morning started straighting stuff out, and opening up. I see an old sheet of notebook papper folded over. Worn out. Sombody obviously carried it around with them. Me and the shop owner Dan was laughin our asses off. Cuz we found the holy grail for hookers. And its just showes the rawness of vegas, Were we are any way. I thought id share a alittle of it. And am curious if its crazy, funny to anyone else.. here it goes the direct tv guy from the wynn is big$$$. aria ( circle bar near cashier) ceasars-#1 shadow bar- #2( front piano bar). palms- hardrock- mirage- treasure island- ballys- paris-. Stay around the bar to see if the tricks are drinking. be on the lookout for square toed shoes. With button up shirt. And are pressing you for a date. Dont be afraid to take a sip of there drink. (make sure theres alcohol in it.) Or the UFC vice groups with the bald heads and go-tee and tennis shoes. *Basically follow instincts* DO NOT GO TO: Bellagio- mgm- mandalay bay-planet hollywood. *STAY AWAY FROM NIGGAS!* *Start at $500.00, negotiate to $400.00, OK my minimum is $300.00* *Start by getting towell and lotion... put lotion in the rubber. put it on with hand job- esculater, trick fuck. *MONEY FIRST* *BE IN CHARGE* *USE BEST JUDGEMENT* *PARTIERS ARE EASY (COKE DICK).* *WHEN YOU GO HOME. ALWAYS TAKE A SHOWER!* I LOVE THIS TOWN!! TATTOO JEFF, ABSOLUTE INK. LAS VEGAS, NV.

Ok whats the difference between jesus christ, and mexicans........................................................................................................ ................................................................................................................................................................................................ jesus does'nt tattoo mexicans on himself.

i knew i would get a hit from some one about charlie. one old cool cat for sure.