Hunter Morrow

Fishing for compliments? I already liked it, sheesh.

I hate Bob Marley because he makes searching for Exodus songs a pain in the ass.

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WOOOOO I GOTTA GO TO THE VETERAN'S ADMINISTRATION TOMORROW. METAL.

Oh, I was only joking. :)

I don't know why but I just figured people who had a bunch of tattoos would gamble more?

Ah, it was never really out of control to begin. Also, unblock my Visa card please.

:)

I don't know why but I've been thinking about this one quite a bit lately, no bullshit...

A flamingo smoking a bong while getting a blowjob from Betty Boop.

I used to gamble a lot more but I just kind of stopped. Last big gamble was on the Vikings/Dallas playoff game. Vikings stomped 'em and I made 5 grand.

I guess the most I lost was 7 grand in an Indian casino. I was thrown off the floor for being a "problem gambler."

I'm even moneywise on gambling. That is something everybody says and for 90+ percent of people its bullshit but for me its true.

Gamblers Anonymous helped me get over it but I still need small stakes poker and Magic: The Gathering to keep from going off the rails. Just wondering. I play micro stakes poker a lot. Never really make or lose anything. I guess I make a dollar an hour? Woo. Beats making iPads. Am I dry drunk gambler?

Of course Dennis Quaid is gonna be the best part. He rules.

Bobcat Goldthwait's last couple of directed movies rule. This is a 21st Century bloodbath of a take on the genre Guy Goes Crazy movies. Lots taken from Falling Down, kinda halfway between Kickass and Taxi Driver.

Anybody go to the bakery today? I got a kringle and a pershing. :)

PWND

Sam Kinison monkey, shortly after divorce...

Browsers have a tab function for a reason...

YOU BIG SILLY GOOSE

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I think chameleons are pretty neat so...

The fearsome and infamous HONEY BADGER.

I always thought this would be a neat sort of action-packed animal tattoo, two rams having a headbutting contest

I always thought that was a really risky one. What if you wind up hating your mom?

I don't like to drive when I really want to get drunk so I'll put a revolver in my pocket and go bike around town. Kinda like bar crawling but a bit of exercising. Bar Biking.

Beer isn't really my thing. I prefer whiskey and brandy. But Leinenkugel's and New Glarus make stuff I like. There was this stuff out of Belgium I used to drink all the time in

California, Delirium Tremens. There was this huge section of some Whole Foods sort of thing that had all the Fancy Dan Pinkies-Out beer for great prices.

Swings are neat. Dick's Wonder Bar has 'em and this local bar around here has 'em too. Haven't been in there in a while though.

How are you supposed to learn ANYTHING in two weeks?

Wow you hire a plumber who'd only had 2 weeks "learning" and no weeks on the job? I wouldn't. I just had the DNR over to remove a bird's nest from my dryer ducts and I wouldn't want a DNR agent who'd only been training for 2 years. He would have killed the birds and wrecked my dryer.

Like, if it was a 2 year college course thing and somebody could get like, an associate's degree in tattooing, I wouldn't mind. But two friggin' weeks?

I thought repping a home state beer would at least get me some points.

Speaking of snobbery, and not to troll, but I just had a few of those 24 ouncer Steel Reserve High Gravities. Woo. Pinkies out with those ones, boys.

You guys are snobby even with the beer. :)

Anybody here like Miller High Life? I think its great.

Relax, people. Hepatitis is a candy-ass disease. Hasn't slowed Pamela Anderson down.

Just think, when all of those people get a bit older it will mean a lot of cover-up business.

In regards to what Dan S typed, that is more of a concern with powder pigments, right? Because the powder might have something in it that would cause some sort of red pimply thing to show up?

I heard white from powdered pigment could be like that as well.

Has this really not derailed yet? Jesus.

Anyone see the Hatfield and McCoy show yesterday? I was intuiged but missed it. Is it worth tracking down?

Oh yeah, star studded cast. Tom Berenger and Kevin Costner are terrific in it.

I was just wondering why the ink wouldn't stay in somebody's skin. Maybe it is an allergic reaction?

That is your gun. And your rifle is your rifle.

Okay. I let it go. :)

Apologies for being a dickbag, I've been alcohol-free for a while and I just lost a ton of games of Magic:The Gathering last night.

Isn't that the worst though? Still don't know who you'd be talking about.

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Superhero movies. I've never seen a good one.