Paulywhore

Hmmm, what did I miss? I was at the zoo and Trader Joes and apparently not paying attention. Looking back, I'm surprised we listened to Pauly Shore for that long. I think maybe I just skipped his posts because of the bad grammar. Randomly capitalized words in the middle of incomplete sentences are a huge turn off for me, and I don't engage in political discussions on the internet. Even with people who say things like 'Iv'e already affected change in this thread, I got u guys thinking, I got u guys talking,..."

Could someone please point me to where he calls Ursula a whore? Cause that's not what we're shooting for here on our "Shitty Tattoo Forum Full of Idiot Trolls..."

Hi Mrs Sylvia, I just wanted to say nobody can point out where I called ursula a whore because it never happened, I never called her a whore, she fabricated lies from comments she made about my username which by the way is a typo error.

She said - "Do you think it's appropriate to support the abuse and prostitution of women?"

"Do you think it's o.k. the way many whores get treated by their pimps???"

because my username is paulywhore.

And in another thread about vacationing I made a joke referencing her comment about my name.

Thats it. Now you know the truth, the defense rests.

Oh, I get it, he meant "poll." This is why I never read these posts. Spell check is common courtesy, no?

Sorry Im public school edgimicated

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Sorry Im public school edgimicated

But yeah I meant to say "Poll"

Over it.

If you can't see why someone like that should be banned then whatever.

See you guys at some convention somewhere.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=na_Ge7qAVs8

@eisen777, I've been to almost every gun shop and indoor range in the state of CT and by far my favorite range is Wolf's in Bristol.

Here's my CZ and my Dan Wesson. Both have custom made grips and are extremely accurate firearms and fun to shoot.

I always did like a big beaver tail, you can really get your hand it better, makes for a good grip.

Here's something to say...you made this thread bogus without any help from anyone. What people are trying to tell you is that there is a very politically diverse group here, all shades of the spectrum from Left to Right. Why bitch-up a tattoo forum with political stuff?

You got zip. Why should anyone spend the time to formulate a big, heavy, theological response to a lame question? I mean, shit, at least you could spend a minute trying to make it look a little bit like you're trying.

Windows to the soul? Fuck are you on???

Only sensible thing you've got in here.

Well sir Mr Dan, and I mean that with respect, ur probably old enough to be my dad so you deserve respect just on the fact of your age alone.

"What people are trying to tell me"? So your saying you are speaking for "the people" like a representative? ok Dan If you say so, I'm glad u feel u can represent the opinions of "the people".

Dan I appreciate your highly articulate address on the subject I threw out on this thread, I clearly have a under developed grasp on reality, consciousness, political diverse groups and culture, and you are clearly light years ahead of me regarding those issues and just life in general.

I quote u - "Windows to the soul? Fuck are you on???"

Uhhh I dont even know how to respond to that Dan.

By the way Dan your tats by Nick Colella are so rad, I love that dudes work, ur lucky to be able to get tattooed by him, Im jealous.

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Man I fucking love Bio-Dome. Not even joking. That movie has a special place in my childhood and heart.

As @<a href="http://www.lastsparrowtattoo.com/forum/member.php?u=1128" target="_blank">Paulywhore</a> let you all know in another thread, I'm a whore, so I only stand when men with money demand it.

Seriously, why is this guy still here?

A message from Aunt Flow @Ursula

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FTW

I can get behind that.

Oh FTW?, you mean fuck the world right?

Man O Man that sounds tough Dan, is that the way you think we are?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1w6q9tVw6c&feature=endscreen

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FTW

I can get behind that.

Cheer up dan U dont have to fuck the world, here I dedicate this song to you -

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"In the beginning of a change the patriot is a scarce man, and brave, and hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot" -Patrick Henry

for those of you who like to draw out there, what do you prefer wood or mechanical?

This guy Hickok45 makes some pretty informative videos on arms.

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i think .22s are seriously under-rated. fun, CHEAP, available and did I say cheap? Plus they are great for honing in your shot groups. Like my dad said if you can't get good groups with a .22 what the hell do you think you will do with a .308?

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Heres for you 1911 guys

You realize this is a TATTOO forum- you know, tattoos, those pictures we permanently stick on our very impermanent bodies. Some are good and some are bad from a technical perspective, some are thought out and planned and some are seemingly chosen at whim, but perhaps based out of a lower drive in our id. But whatever the case, this is most certainly a virtual forum about tattoos in a virtual space called the internet. You can argue that this is real all you want, but in my opinion, it will have little effect on what happens to me, sitting at this keyboard as I hunt and peck this out.

You want to affect real change, get offline and do something. You're concerned about the treatment of women, life, consciousness or the country you're from, get out, volunteer and do something about it. Or have circular arguments with random strangers on the internet, many of whom I should point out, aren't even from your country.

It's your life, not mine indeed.

Hey man at least you have sumthin to say, at least you have your talking points and your politically correct way of trying to make my thread look bad.

Iv'e already affected change in this thread, I got u guys thinking, I got u guys talking, I got to see a taste of what some of you are all about, some people all they got to talk about is old ladies on a bus drinking beer, and pecker hunting? Lol.

But yeah this is off to a great start.

I realize this is a Tattoo forum and I also realize that all of the tattoos we get in life parallel our own lives, we get Mom hearts, daggers, animals, religious tattoos, eye balls because it is the window into the soul, and on and on, do you see my point? Its all tied in together like a web a spider spins.

I have nothing against you Kev, hell I'll buy u a beer sometime if we ever meet, and thanks for actually saying something, at least you spoke your mind.

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You realize this is a TATTOO forum- you know, tattoos, those pictures we permanently stick on our very impermanent bodies. Some are good and some are bad from a technical perspective, some are thought out and planned and some are seemingly chosen at whim, but perhaps based out of a lower drive in our id. But whatever the case, this is most certainly a virtual forum about tattoos in a virtual space called the internet. You can argue that this is real all you want, but in my opinion, it will have little effect on what happens to me, sitting at this keyboard as I hunt and peck this out.

You want to affect real change, get offline and do something. You're concerned about the treatment of women, life, consciousness or the country you're from, get out, volunteer and do something about it. Or have circular arguments with random strangers on the internet, many of whom I should point out, aren't even from your country.

It's your life, not mine indeed.

Hey man at least you have sumthin to say, at least you have your talking points and your politically correct way of trying to make my thread look bad.

Iv'e already affected change in this thread, I got u guys thinking, I got u guys talking, I got to see a taste of what some of you are all about, some people all they got to talk about is old ladies on a bus drinking beer, and pecker hunting? Lol.

But yeah this is off to a great start.

I realize this is a Tattoo forum and I also realize that all of the tattoos we get in life parallel our own lives, we get Mom hearts, daggers, animals, religious tattoos, eye balls because it is the window into the soul, and on and on, do you see my point? Its all tied in together like a web a spider spins.

I have nothing against you Kev, hell I'll buy u a beer sometime if we ever meet, and thanks for actually saying something, at least you spoke your mind.

obviously I have nothing against tattoos and my husband has a bunch, but as a mother, I would be sad if my babies got any tattoos....that being said, i would be sad if they pierced their ears, dyed their hair, get scars on their bodies because to me, they are perfect, little, soft skinned babies...my babies.

and even when they are hairy, smelly men, I will probably always think of them as these perfect, yummy smelling babies. Shit, i prolonged them getting their first haircuts for the longest time. @steve1461686340, @Lochlan, and @Barbie Doll can attest to that.

Lol ur a sweetheart Tammy:)

Personally, I stand for taxonomy. Taxonomy is the practice of classifying information and placing it in categories. For instance, on this board we have categories for a number of different types of information. One of those is "Random Crap" toward the bottom of the main forum sections page, where this type of discussion belongs. I guess that makes me authoritarian?

Yeah Homie I dont see Life, Consciousness, and the Country Im from or the World for that matter as "Random Crap".

"Some people think life is but a joke" to quote a late famous artist.

But hey you may be more interested in organizing posts on a website than you are in Life or real issues in Life, and thats cool, Own It!

This thread is not about old ladies on a bus or organizing alphabetical letters or numerical ergonomics or Picking Fly shit out of Pepper.

This thread is about Life, you know that thing you are living.

I guess i gotta get deeper for some out there, the secret to life is that it is only like 5 minutes long, u gotta make shit happen and you gotta stand for something, or you may stand for nothing? Either way Own it!

Its your life not mine.

Sounds like a plan, thanks Ian.

In this age of madison avenue brainwash and high flicker rate deception left is right and down is up, I mean hey they dang Pres got a nobel peace prize right after launching a war?, tsa grabs usa citizens privates to check for the boogie man?, al gore is a billionaire off of co2 which plants breath?, we hardly have any more constitutional rights left and do you care?

What do you stand for? Maybe your Family? Your free speech? the right to protect yourself? your freedom of assembly? the right to travel?

Or do you see those rights as privileges?

Do you stand for the right to not have to pay for illegal aliens welfare? while are states and country are collapsing financially?

Do you want to live in a computer generated colony that preprograms your life like the Zeitgeist?

Hey you may stand for authoritarianism and love political correctness?

Be Honest and say what you really stand for.

WHAT DO YOU STAND FOR?

I would love to open a dialog about what us americans stand for as well as are international tattoo brothers/sisters.

I recently ordered Robert's summer solstice print set about a month ago and haven't got the set yet, has anyone got theirs yet? I'm sure sum of u guys ordered it since most of you on here know what the good stuff is, I cant wait to get the set, I feel like a kid waiting for christmas, as soon as i get it im gunna pick one out and go down to a shop and get it tattooed.

Calm down or get the ban. This is your second warning.

LoL yeah man it was a joke ya know haha, but I can tell u guys have a little biased club going on here, thats cool, but yeah I would suggest Cabo because I have heard great things about the point breaks down there, ive been surfing for 20+ years and I love point breaks, super long waves are fun no matter what size the surf or board u ride, u can even body board if u cant stand up and u will have just as much fun as the surfers, also the people that never surfed before can learn from others that know how, I am always willing to help anyone learn, I know its tough learning and I was lucky to learn when I was a kid so even though im fat and old I still got it, oh also Sammy Hagar is down in Cabo so u know the partying is good, oh and fishing too, man just typing this is making me want to go on a little mini surf trip to San Miguel for a few days.

I want.

Ohhh Sashimi hmmmm yummy!

I have a ruger sr22p and I love it, super acurate and will spit out whatever I feed through it, Ruger makes great arms.

i kinda like Jacob Des's Roses, they are pretty sick, I got one of his mags, shit was pretty crazy a mix of homo erotic tattoo rants and flash, pretty awesome.

Yo Smudge whats shakin? Well dont leave us hangin post up ur work!

Yeah Ursula and I have decided to share a room together, you know because I like to pimp women out, lol.

Hi David u found the right spot, this site has a ton of awesome artist's and lots of great artwork to look at.

I had Mr Bob Roberts cover a crappy pinup on my forarm with on of his panther heads and a snake, Im so stoked, getting tatted by Bob was rad, I'll post a pic in a bit.

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oops sorry wrong thread, I thought this was a panther thread, sorry mod

BANHAMMER!

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I would love to see a one hundred dollar bill fly into my PayPal account. But I don't see that happening, unless bills are mysteriously made of binary code.

Ok Ok sorry, I will be more precise Mr Exciter, - I will paypal the first person 100 federal reserve made up out of thin air digital paper dollars (backed by nothing} loaned on interest to use, lol money to their paypal account if they post a vid of tattooing gucci gucci around the nice young ladies bottom.

In my earlier post I was actually going to say something like "Well she was obviously raped by her dad" then I thought that would be mean. Turns out I was right!

According to her, getting father raped will "gave me a free pass to live however I want and have fun." Wish I woulda known the secret to being free and happy 15 years ago!!

what the fuck? you are making a joke out of a girl getting raped by her dad? damn u got some serious bad karma coming for that shit, you sound like a spoiled little rich brat by saying that shit, and for eisen777 who said they "like this" you are a little douch bag piece of trash too, apparently you assholes grew up with a silver spoons in your mouth, I bet if that chick that got her ass tatted heard you say that shit she would knock your teeth out, and rightfully so.

Ursula is a good name for you, a witches name, you evil heartless bitch.

ran into this guy at the store, I asked him where he got it and he said “ohh I got that at the pike in like 69’” , he couldn’t remember who did it.

so I guess the butthole tattoo trend is coming? or is it here already? hmm, I kinda feel sorry for street shop tattooers now that trailer trash chicks will start to get the last guy they hooked up with tattooed on their bunghole instead of some senseless script going sideways down their ribs, oh well someone has to do it.

On a lighter note I will paypal the first tattooer a one hundred dollar bill after he/she post a video of tattooing "gucci gucci" around this young lady's poop shoot. -

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