JackJukatt

"The Eyes of a Dumbass" sounds like the title to a John Steinbeck novel or something.

Well, they aren't exactly recent (first album 2001), but Cannibal Ox definitely does not get enough recognition. These guys know how to spit and the sampling is freaking amazing, like some sort of planet-destroying hip-hop monolith. Everything off Cold Vein is gold.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JuwthdHxBJI"

Well, they aren't exactly recent (first album 2001), but Cannibal Ox definitely does not get enough recognition. These guys know how to spit and the sampling is freaking amazing, like some sort of planet-destroying hip-hop monolith. Everything off Cold Vein is gold.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JuwthdHxBJI"

not the same as the random image thread. this is for posting pics you took on your phone.








my porch has crabs. 3rd one I found. how the fuck does that happen?



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Yes, really real. Happened at the previous shop I was at.
So dude walks in with a guitar strapped to his back, bible in hand, his pants hanging low enough to see pupes, and basically looks like a weirdo nerd gone Falling Down (you know, with Michael Douglas?). Anyway, he asks about getting tattooed and writes down this semi-long list of bizarre phrases and math equations and shit; 'glue on guitar' 'my left nih' (>btw, I just figured out this was probably his spelling of 'my left KNEE'<)and like 5 other phrases I can't remember.
So as one of us is preparing this, he uses the bathroom.
When he comes out his face is all wet; I ask him if he's alright. He says "yes I was just getting a drink."
pause.
I said "why is your face all wet?"
repeats that he was getting a drink.
longer pause. at this point everyone is kinda watching this exchange.
I said "from the toilet?" half-joking....
"yes" non-chalantly
"I don't believe you..."
he goes back in there and STARTS DRINKING. Long enough for me to snap this picture.
double triple whoa. I was speechless for a second.
"Dude, you need to get out of the shop; that was pretty fucked up. You really need to leave"
Dude says OK and leaves.
Holy what the fuck.
Best thing that happened that week.

BEERSBEERSBEERS! (Non-constructive contribution..)


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I would hate to have the eyes of a dumbass.... In what world do those tattoos, or even when they were drawings on paper, look good.... It's really just mind boggling to me... People who are cheap in tattoos are just idiots.

Hey, my name's Jack. I'm a 20-something living (read: drawing and video games) in upstate New York. Stumbled upon LST while poking around looking at tattoos. Seems like a cool community. Most of my skillpoints have been put into lurking, so I'll be doing that for a while until I level up a bit. Figure I'd let you know that I'm there in the shadows...watching....watching and waiting with narrowed, suspicious eyes.