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Well... This marks 6 months since I took my daughters and left an angry wee man who had a hold over me for 10 years of my life. I guess leaving an abusive relationship is pretty awesome. I think a couple of drinks tonight, whilst packing up the house to move tomorrow ,is in order !

Good for you and your daughters.

I put this in my newbie thread, but figured I'd post it here in case folks were interested. Dana Helmuth at Read St in Baltimore.

update: smaller photo

That is killer!

So here she is.. I'm pretty in love with her.. shes different from the other girls hes done for me.

14 yo me could do a lot with this, but instead I'll say beautiful tattoo!

You definitely shouldn't, tis very amusing.

I have a strange talent for turning just about anything someone says into something dirty. I am apparently forever 14.

Ugh yuuuuuccckkkk!!!

Yeah, sorry. Guess I should keep some of those random thoughts to myself.

i'm considering it.. patience now Mister... as soon as he's posted pics i shall have them with you.. im all wrapped in cling film and oozing currently.

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with retrospect this comment could also be on the wrong forum.

Lol, I bet you everything at that other forum is all sticky.

Blonde nurse ladyhead on the back of my left arm done today by the wonderful Alec Benjamin at Red Hot n Blue tattoo in Edinburgh. Pics to follow once he posts up on Instagram. I absolutely bloody love her. ( you can check out Alec's work on Instagram @ALEC_REDHOTANDBLUE he's visiting America as of June and is guesting at a few places starting in Minneapolis )

Are you joining the circus? Jk, sounds awesome now lets see it.

Roar.

lol, too funny

this would only work if the correct size penis/lens size found each other.. or else it'd be like chucking a sausage up an alleway as they say.

Or a dragon

'Happy Parts'.... stealing this!

Lol, for some reason I felt uncomfortable using other nouns when talking to a woman I've never met. Weird, I know.

Yep different topic needed. This I without a doubt the most I've thought about someone's else's happy parts.

imagine using a urinal next to him.. it would be pretty hard not to catch it out of the corner of your eye! I'm curious to know if anyone on the forum has ever woken up one day and thought.. what i really want from life is to turn my penis into a dragon.

Lol, yeah I'm not sure how you reach that decision. BTW we never catch anything out of the corner of our eye at the urinal. If fact I'm fairly certain you go temporarily blind when using a urinal.

If i were him i'd make dragon roaring noises every time i removed my underpants. (do dragons roar?)

mine does. Seriously though that has to cause some awkward situations.

it would indeed suck.. however i imagine getting tattooed so the dragon looked ready for action during arousal would suck even more. I'm female and even the thought of it is making me feel uneasy! ouch!

Imagine being the unsuspecting other when you see that for the first time.

i'm really not sure how i feel about that... not that it matters what i think obviously! (this is probably not the place to say my first thought was does arousal ruin the look or have they covered that base aswell?!)

It hurts to look at that. The arousal thing is an interesting thought. It would suck if it looked a wonky when it should be ready for action as it were.

Welcome to LST.

I got as close to my nipple as I ever want to on Friday. It was unpleasant to say the least.

I had a 68 Triumph Bonneville and a 96 Triumph Trident for about ten years, but I sold them both. I have a fun car to play with but no more motorcycles.

First sitting on my Tiger with Kore Flatmo yesterday. 4 1/2 hours so far.

summertime isn't an issue that affects me :)

I wasn't aware Scotland had summertime. You learn something new everyday.

A local funeral home recently ran a discount on cremations.

For real.

I wish I'd taken a picture of the banner before they took it down.

Hurry up and die, sale ends Sunday! Have a friend no one wants around anymore? Ask about our two for one special!

So they'll be healed never?

Lol, well done Sir!

I've heard not filling the eyes in until the end is a way to motivate flaky clients into returning for future appointments.

Hmm, I have no idea. He only mentioned it at the end of my third sitting when everything was done except for the eyes.

Random appointment set up with an Artist Guesting at Red Hot and Blue for Thursday.. for a pin up style mermaid! MUST STOP GETTING TATTOOED

Nobody likes a quitter. :)

I want a discount tattoo as much as I want a discount parachute. That being said, I support the charity, Friday the 13th, and other fun special things that shops do.