Hunter Morrow

Well, people say tattooing is a fad but I don't really think its that much of a fad. Maybe more popular than it used to be, but it isn't a fad.

There are a few things right now that I think are fads. I'm sick of them and I want them to go away.

1. Energy Drinks. Oooh. You need energy. Your life must be so intense. Oh wait. You sit in front of a computer all day long. XTREME.

All these things do are make people sweaty and irritating to be around. An entire generation of people have been turned into Mr. Pink.

"The last thing you need is another 6 energy drinks."

2. MMA. If only because it is boring and hurting pro wrestling.

3. Everybody having a FaceBook page instead of a website. Make your own websites, cheapskates.

4. Texting me 10 times instead of talking to me once.

I got a big poster of Han Van Meegeren's Supper At Emmaus. I really like his story of triumphant forgery.

Well I've been shot with a needle gun before.

I'm not letting this go!

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Yikes. Didn't think the guy was going to get bagged that much.

Well, a suggestion for the tattoo...

Whatever is like a fly demon. Horseflies and deerflies creep me out.

Church of Misery is great! Lucky you.

This record should win this year's Heavy Metal Grammy. LOVE IT. Best stuff they've done in years.

The world wide web is also called the "Information Super Highway."

Dan Marshall is at Tribulation Tattoos.

Tribulation Tattoo - Liorcifer, Dan Marshall, Tim Kern

I think that the one guy doing the black and grey stuff, Liocifer, would be the best pick. I don't know, I think the colors kind of brighten and perk the tattoos up too much for something "slaytanic."

Just my completely uninformed opinion. If you wanted a bunch of color in it either Tim Kern or Dan Marshall would be great for that. My preference would be for Tim Kern, in my continuing quest to gainsay and antagonize everybody on the forums.

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I don't understand why you don't call it a gun. It shoots a substance into somebody. I don't know, a vacuum cleaner seems like a machine and a tattoo "machine" seems like a gun.

Maybe if I pay 20 grand I can finally get a good answer to that? Or do you think that would be more like a $30,000 secret?

Here, have a drink and relax...

Oh, who cares if you can't get a hard on? I don't go to bars to get laid, probably couldn't if I tried. I just drink it for the deliciousness. Old Fashioned is the best cocktail there is.

Clear alcohol, I can't do it. Gives me a bad hangover.

I haven't been to a major but I went to the Coca Cola 600 twice and it was really fun. Shirtless, drunk, eating a big smoked turkey leg right in about row 20...

Oh, you feel regal.

I love that picture. Would be a great tattoo in the hipster section.

Shub-Niggurath, Black Goat Of The Woods With 10,000 Young

Video about the satire/fake news article called The Onion out of my home state of Wisconski.

The Onion Ran This Article:

Harry Potter Books Spark Rise In Satanism Among Children

Harry Potter Books Spark Rise In Satanism Among Children | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

This is the guy talking about the reaction. Thousands of marks bought it.

A ____? What is this, are we men and women or boys and girls?

If you think Cleen is a hack or thief then type hack or thief. At worst he's Han van Meegeren. Hell, I like the tattoos I see from him more than the Conn ones and he's 300 bucks an hour cheaper.

I think the Canadian one really flew over my head because it was a "code word" for Blacks when I was growing up.

Just me then?

Okay.

I loved that scene. There are tons of good lines there...

"What do you suppose it says about the seriousness of a religion if somebody can be an ordained minister when they are 10?"

"People must know that their money goes to finance their preacher's elaborate outfits. What are those shoes? Gators?"

"Lizards."

"Well, the people want their minister to look good."

"Isn't that what pimps say?"

"The apostle Paul stated that the only clothes he had was the clothes that he was wearing. Can I assume that is your only 2000 dollar suit?"

Preacher saying he gets a discount on his handmade suits from a Muslim at a discount and was formerly a Muslim

"You're a Christian now, you were formerly a Muslim, and when you get your suits you buy them a like a Jew."

Well, seeing as how that would be the entire chapter of 1 Corinthians 13, which would clock in at about 200 or 300 words, um...

I think you could pull it off if you leave out the verse numbers and punctuation marks.

Nonsense, only good thing about me is my smile.

This to me just seems like the bastardization and pussification of an art form.

All commercial, very safe, don't do anything that threatens Tabitha and Brice, do the tattoo fast so Marsha can drop them off at the soccer practice in time. Yuck.

Inkaholics has a parlor. A fuckin' parlor fer chrissakes! A GODDAMNED PARLOR. Who wants a parlor for a tattoo?

Man, nothing means anything anymore, does it?

That website turned me into a cranky old man. I feel this guy now...

No, I don't think that could quite be it. You'd think brandy, something from fermented fruit, would have a much higher sugar content. It certainly tastes sweeter than brandy and bourbon.

Now, on the other hand, things like Jagermeister, Goldschlager, Sambuka get me drunk quicker than either brandy or whiskey despite having similar alcohol contents, and in the case of Jagermeister, a lower alcohol content than either brandy or whiskey.

Do you think there are some drinks that work on you less even if it is the same proof?

Like brandy versus whiskey. I had 8 Brandy drinks in short order last night and then went biking all around town for 2 hours. If that had been 8 whiskey drinks I would have had a hard time even walking home.

They are both 80 proof, right?

Those trout don't have any limits? What freaks.

I still say Ducks Unlimited is a dirtier mag, though. Hustler to Trout Unlimited's Playboy.

Eh, if it was Canadian Club it would have. As it is, I'm only packing half.