Hunter Morrow

I can't possibly be Bubbleberry. He's married and has a festive pair of cutoff jeans.

If the government created a Department of Oxygen it would have a 100 billion dollar budget and we'd be suffocating by the end of the year.

Making fun of people for eating salad

WHAT ARE YOU!? SOME EUROTRASH ASSHOLE!?! YOU'RE EATING A SALAD! THAT ISN'T EVEN DEEP FRIED! THAT DOESN'T EVEN HAVE SUGAR OR ALCOHOL!

What does that even mean?

Why would we drink water when we could drink whiskey, brandy or vermouth? What are we, silly geese?

So neat!

Agnostic Front rules. First heard them from when he was married to Amy Miret of Nausea.

Great news!

Savannah stinks. Nothing but drunks pretending to be Irish and sand gnats.

Only joking.

Smiles FTW

I was in high school in a poker tournament and somebody started playing transexual pornography on a big screen t.v. It made me play better. I won the table.

I thought all tattoo shops had porno mags? What else are you supposed to read when you get tattooed, Martha Stewart Living?

Seriously though. If you drink at 6 in the morning, have been drunk every day for months and forgot what water tastes like without alcohol in it are you alcoholic?

What if you misspell alcoholic in a thread title? I don't have a good baseline. I'm from Wisconsin and in college.

i mean, who needs printed porn with whats on the interwebs??

Eh, sometimes you like the feeling of a magazine in your hand or around, you know? Feels tangible, more "real." I mean, that is just speculation on my part.

Um....

Ok.

The best places, too. I bet it'd be really easy to tattoo somebody's lower back. Wouldn't hurt because the skin isn't that sensitive, plenty of room, the works.

Nope. Now it has to be the TRAMP STAMP. Which, ironically enough, is prime time real estate for butterflies, hummingbirds and unicorns. Can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em.

Malt liquor is a hell of a drug but I was able to link to Youtube so I'm not drunk enough yet.

You know, screw eagles. It reminds me of the Army. I was in it for 4 years and got an honorable discharge but I don't really like 'em.

When I was a kid I thought that the official bird of America should have been the turkey or the falcon. Just sayin.' One more thing Ben Franklin was right about. That, electricity, and banging MILFs.

They can get anything a guy can get and it won't look silly. But then they can also get...

Hummingbirds. Dammit, I like hummingbirds. I always have a feeder for them every spring and summer. Can't get 'em

Butterflies. I have a butterfly garden, too. I also really love to go to the city's butterfly garden on the bike trail. But a big fat greasy Dago with a butterfly tattoo?

Bonus points: My favorite butterfly is the Swallowtail. UGGH!

Unicorns: I can't really explain this one. I just think they kick ass.

I'd like to get an octopus tattoo. I used to have these recurring dreams that humanity had exterminated itself and over the course of nigh countless millenia an Octopoid species became intelligent and dominant on the new Earth and I was their philosopher-king. I think it means they are my "spirit animal" or something. But I don't want my family to be making fun of my "pussy" tattoo and making James Bond Octopussy references against me.

Ah fuck it. I'll get an eagle or something. I guess.

Double bubble woo. Old Fashioneds with Brussel Sprouts at Friar Tuck's. I like how they use a strong-tasting rail whiskey and a ton of bitters. Some places try to motherfuck you and pour it really light. Not Friar Tuck's. I like to ride my bicycle out there and have 4 of them with a hoagie.

:D

The only time I ever heard of guys getting MRSA was when that MMA stuff was hot with the military and guys would roll on dirty mats. I don't think I'd do combat sports after getting a tattoo.

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Thanks for the advice!

My uncle told me I should take zinc to heal a tattoo because it will help it help faster and make me sleep easier. Anybody else ever hear that?

I'd heard the multivitamin thing but never zinc specifically.

New Overkill rules. Metal is for old people. :D

Also, I got these old ragtime records from a shop down the street for .99 cents a pop. Jelly Roll Morton rules.

I'm drinking Steel Reserve High Gravity with hot cheetos and a bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon while watching a PPV.

The first time that has ever been typed, by the way.

Rules. Vultures should be more popular

What? Not a fan of Henrietta Collins and The Wifebeating Childhaters?

The gay bashing stuff was from the 1980s and 1990s when he was a belligerent asshole who attacked fans every now again. Hanging around with Bad Brains didn't really make him look like a GLAAD member, either.

I thought the gay bashing rumor was nearly as persistent and prevalent as the Rollins-is-Gay thing.

I'm just going to mention Henrietta Collins to get this back on topic.

I always think of Henry Rollins and the rumors that he used to be a gay basher. Now he's a big time gay rights guy. I think he's doing it to atone or something.

Eh, I changed my mind. Doesn't really bother me. I flip flop on this issue a lot.

Anyhow, did anybody else think of what other musicians would change their names to if they had a sex change operation?

Here goes nothing

Demi Kilmister

Tonya Araya

Charlize Benante

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Justin Bieber

Another fine place to get sick? The casino. You're breathing in the coughs, sneezes, farts and belches of thousands of drunk and desperate people, then fondling their every drip and disease by proxy with the casino chips. It'd be safer to walk down Main Street and French kiss 20 people at random. Likely more fun as well and almost certainly cheaper.

I am kind of worried about this because I'd like to get tattooed but I am very susceptible to high heat and humidity. I'll get prickly heat on my chest, arms and back once or twice a summer and I'm almost certain that would turn a nice, fresh tattoo into a blotchy mess.

I've never really seen this from any other country and it seems to me to be quite quirky:

We've got an awful lot of pastors and preachers with the entire "mega church" phenomenon. Like, 15,000 seater churches with JumboTron T.V. screens so nobody misses a thing, pro choirs of 200+ people and the works. The churches have everything but fireworks and roller coasters. Well, that is if you don't count the religious theme parks. Yuck.

Every year or so, it never fails, at least one of these preachers is busted as an adulterer, pervert and homosexual. It is inevitably the one who ranted and raved about sexuality the most. Ted Haggard and Pastor Eddy Long are textbook cases of this.

It just reminds me of when I was a child going to a church where the pastor preached passionately, nay, FANATICALLY, about tithing and giving time and money to the church. He turned out to be a gold-plated fraud who was dipping into the offering plate and embezzling church funds. Of courrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrse.

I've never really heard that sort of thing from any other country.