Anything that TV didn't teach me I can learn from the internet. Isn't Kat Von D the best in the world????
Now, let me tell you what my tattoo means to me ... my mother died before I was born and my father abandoned me before I was conceived, but this tribal koi riding a skull and fighting a dragon tattoo will make everything all right!
not the same as the random image thread. this is for posting pics you took on your phone.
my porch has crabs. 3rd one I found. how the fuck does that happen?
jumbo shrimp
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Yes, really real. Happened at the previous shop I was at.
So dude walks in with a guitar strapped to his back, bible in hand, his pants hanging low enough to see pupes, and basically looks like a weirdo nerd gone Falling Down (you know, with Michael Douglas?). Anyway, he asks about getting tattooed and writes down this semi-long list of bizarre phrases and math equations and shit; 'glue on guitar' 'my left nih' (>btw, I just figured out this was probably his spelling of 'my left KNEE'<)and like 5 other phrases I can't remember.
So as one of us is preparing this, he uses the bathroom.
When he comes out his face is all wet; I ask him if he's alright. He says "yes I was just getting a drink."
pause.
I said "why is your face all wet?"
repeats that he was getting a drink.
longer pause. at this point everyone is kinda watching this exchange.
I said "from the toilet?" half-joking....
"yes" non-chalantly
"I don't believe you..."
he goes back in there and STARTS DRINKING. Long enough for me to snap this picture.
double triple whoa. I was speechless for a second.
"Dude, you need to get out of the shop; that was pretty fucked up. You really need to leave"
Dude says OK and leaves.
Holy what the fuck.
Best thing that happened that week.
