Tight-Lines

Dear Mr. or Mrs. Juggalove,
I was a proud member of your dating site for some amount of time until I tried to log in this morning and found my account was suddenly deleted. Honestly I am at a loss for words. Countless hours of hard work and dedication went into the creation of that page and I now have nothing to show for it. In addition, I had spoken to many "fine ass bitches" and had received not four but a total of five numbers from some sweet ass hoes.
I hope you realize that you have managed to ruin my virtual dating life. I have had to move my online profile to OKCUPID. You know how fucking degrading that shit is? Honestly, all the fucking girls are "24 year old bisexuals who are in a god damn transitional phase" All I wanted was to meet a nice down to earth hoe that I could one day marry and have hella little juggalo babies with. Now I'm going to be alone for the rest of my god damn life sad masturbating to videos from this years Gathering.
With Regards,
Daniel Costello
Sent at 10:00 this morning. Ill let yall know how this goes.,

Ill finish off my bottle of Jameson tonight and draw some shit.

Fuckin' Juggalove.com deleted my profile.
I'm pissed. I'm going to write a complaint letter to them. Ill let you know how that goes.

Dear Mr. or Mrs. Juggalove,
I was a proud member of your dating site for some amount of time until I tried to log in this morning and found my account was suddenly deleted. Honestly I am at a loss for words. Countless hours of hard work and dedication went into the creation of that page and I now have nothing to show for it. In addition, I had spoken to many "fine ass bitches" and had received not four but a total of five numbers from some sweet ass hoes.
I hope you realize that you have managed to ruin my virtual dating life. I have had to move my online profile to OKCUPID. You know how fucking degrading that shit is? Honestly, all the fucking girls are "24 year old bisexuals who are in a god damn transitional phase" All I wanted was to meet a nice down to earth hoe that I could one day marry and have hella little juggalo babies with. Now I'm going to be alone for the rest of my god damn life sad masturbating to videos from this years Gathering.
With Regards,
Daniel Costello
Sent at 10:00 this morning. Ill let yall know how this goes.,

This will come into use for my ICP dating site.

Dear Mr. or Mrs. Juggalove,
I was a proud member of your dating site for some amount of time until I tried to log in this morning and found my account was suddenly deleted. Honestly I am at a loss for words. Countless hours of hard work and dedication went into the creation of that page and I now have nothing to show for it. In addition, I had spoken to many "fine ass bitches" and had received not four but a total of five numbers from some sweet ass hoes.
I hope you realize that you have managed to ruin my virtual dating life. I have had to move my online profile to OKCUPID. You know how fucking degrading that shit is? Honestly, all the fucking girls are "24 year old bisexuals who are in a god damn transitional phase" All I wanted was to meet a nice down to earth hoe that I could one day marry and have hella little juggalo babies with. Now I'm going to be alone for the rest of my god damn life sad masturbating to videos from this years Gathering.
With Regards,
Daniel Costello
Sent at 10:00 this morning. Ill let yall know how this goes.,

This will come into use for my ICP dating site.

This will come into use for my ICP dating site.

This will come into use for my ICP dating site.

This will come into use for my ICP dating site.

I cant believe people think like this. Its sickening.

I wish that dude posted on here longer than 36 hours.

I wish that dude posted on here longer than 36 hours.

Any time someone says "I hate (insert music genera here)" I now respond with "You know Neil Diamond invented it right?"
Im bored at work.

I wish that dude posted on here longer than 36 hours.

best profile photo ever...