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Ordained by the Universal Life Church


Gia Dobson

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So... I became an ordained minister via the interweb a few weeks back so that I could officiate my friends wedding which is this Saturday 1/15. Im so excited! I've taken the job very seriously and worked diligently to create a ceremony that fits my friend and her fiance. I am NOT quoting the bible or any Oprah approved poets. I AM quoting The Clash and have worked in the phrase "the peanut butter to her jelly". I actually feel like this could be a new calling for me. We'll see if it goes anywhere from here, but for now, Im just super stoked to be there for my friend that I love so very much and to be able to facilitate this great day in her life.

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