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Duffa

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  1. I wasn't sure where to put this:

    Dear Katy Perry,

    I heard your song “Last Friday Night (T.G.I.F.)” recently and I felt compelled to write you and share my analysis. Lyrically, it’s basically just an attempt to piece together a crazy night of drinking on the morning after. But let’s take a closer look!

    “Last Friday Night (T.G.I.F.)”

    There’s a stranger in my bed

    Uh oh! Already scary. You should know everyone in your bed with you. Rape is already a possibility, unprotected sex has almost definitely occurred.

    There’s a pounding in my head

    You have overindulged in alcohol and maybe drugs. Drink a lot of water and take some Advil. Be prepared for your whole day to suck a lot.

    Glitter all over the room Pink flamingos in the pool

    Have you been partying with John Waters? You may REALLY not like what you find out about last night. It may be best just to “let it go.”

    I smell like a minibar

    What do those smell like? I’ve never even opened one because I know the hotel will totally rip you off. I forgot; you’re a multi-millionaire, because of songs like these.

    DJ’s passed out in the yard

    You should fire him. He mixed business with pleasure. Very unprofessional.

    Barbie’s on the barbeque

    Lazy lyric, somewhat funny image. Did she melt? Do you have pictures? Oh wait, were there children present?

    Is this a hicky or a bruise?

    Hold up! There’s a huge difference. Also, in the video for this song, the hicky’s on your neck. Did the aforementioned “stranger” punch you in the neck while raping you?

    Read the rest at Vice Magazine: TAKE A STROLL… WITH ROB DELANEY - DEAR KATY PERRY - Viceland Today

  2. ^^ thats awesome.

    Yesterday caught the end of the Mannequin episode - LOVE when Kramer is using it to break up with the waitress in Jerrys car pretending its Elaine! But this then reminded me of the TV Guide episode when the designer of 'The Elaine' first comes into the show. (Kramer trying to get those gyros haha)

    they're all so good!

  3. Id go with a torrent. Some of them have no sound, but there are some good ones out there. This movie is quite depressing.

    Ok cool, I'll have a look now... And Dan, I'm gonna wait till after I see the movie to decide if I should be thanking you or not ;) haha

  4. If you have seen "A Serbian Film" you would know.

    I can't say that I have... and now I'm not sure if I want to... hahaha. Hypothetically speaking, where would I find said movie? (as in, is it in cinemas in the states or released to dvd now or I should just find a torrent ;) )

  5. Man, I wish I had that "problem." I'd be so much more productive! I wonder if he still feels well rested the day after.

    Haha indeed! There are a lot worse 'problems' out there, and that is one I could handle easily. The best part of the story for me is "...his creative episodes normally follow a night of heavy drinking" I have a feeling he may have figured out the perfect excuse to get completely legless on the regular "Damn bills have come in, need to sell some more art... well looks like I'm off to the pub"

  6. Puddy is the best!

    When Puddy has his face painted and screams at the priest in the car "DEVILS!!! ARRRRRRRRRRRGH!!!" I lose it every god damn time (and at the end when Elaine visits the priest and she looks like Mary - gold.)

  7. Cosmo Kramer: The bus is outta control. So I grab him by the collar, I take him out of the seat, I get behind the wheel, and now I'm driving the bus.

    Jerry: Wow.

    George Costanza: You're Batman.

    Cosmo Kramer: Yeah, yeah, I am Batman. Then the mugger, he comes to and he starts choking me. So I'm fighting him off with one hand and I kept driving the bus with the other, ya know. Then I managed to open up the door and I kicked him out the door, ya know, with my foot, ya know, at the next stop.

    Jerry: You kept making all the stops?

    Cosmo Kramer: Well, people kept ringing the bell!

  8. These are 4 off the top of my head that haven't been mentioned yet - there are far to many to claim as 'favorites' for me!

    1. The Merv Griffin Show

    2. The Double Dip episode

    3. The Limo

    4. The Face Painter - anything with Puddy is gold!

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