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Can I test them??? Please please please! I've got TONS of friends that will let me test on them. Free tattyz in mah kitchen this weekend!!

Can I test them??? Please please please! I've got TONS of friends that will let me test on them. Free tattyz in mah kitchen this weekend!!

Can I test them??? Please please please! I've got TONS of friends that will let me test on them. Free tattyz in mah kitchen this weekend!!

Can I test them??? Please please please! I've got TONS of friends that will let me test on them. Free tattyz in mah kitchen this weekend!!

Can I test them??? Please please please! I've got TONS of friends that will let me test on them. Free tattyz in mah kitchen this weekend!!

Can I test them??? Please please please! I've got TONS of friends that will let me test on them. Free tattyz in mah kitchen this weekend!!

Can I test them??? Please please please! I've got TONS of friends that will let me test on them. Free tattyz in mah kitchen this weekend!!

Welcome. Your English is better than most natural born english speakers, by the way!

It will. Your replies make it seem like you're hoping someone has a trick, or secret ink that will stay black and last forever. It won't. No amount of asking, re-phrasing, and re-asking will change that. It just won't happen. Ever. Give up on tattoos now. What you're after doesn't exist, no matter how bad you want it to.
I wish I could eat everything I want, never exercise, and not get fat. That won't happen. Asking strangers on the internet how to make that happen, and then not accepting "it won't work" as a correct answer, doesn't make it any more possible.

It will. Your replies make it seem like you're hoping someone has a trick, or secret ink that will stay black and last forever. It won't. No amount of asking, re-phrasing, and re-asking will change that. It just won't happen. Ever. Give up on tattoos now. What you're after doesn't exist, no matter how bad you want it to.
I wish I could eat everything I want, never exercise, and not get fat. That won't happen. Asking strangers on the internet how to make that happen, and then not accepting "it won't work" as a correct answer, doesn't make it any more possible.

It will. Your replies make it seem like you're hoping someone has a trick, or secret ink that will stay black and last forever. It won't. No amount of asking, re-phrasing, and re-asking will change that. It just won't happen. Ever. Give up on tattoos now. What you're after doesn't exist, no matter how bad you want it to.
I wish I could eat everything I want, never exercise, and not get fat. That won't happen. Asking strangers on the internet how to make that happen, and then not accepting "it won't work" as a correct answer, doesn't make it any more possible.

It will. Your replies make it seem like you're hoping someone has a trick, or secret ink that will stay black and last forever. It won't. No amount of asking, re-phrasing, and re-asking will change that. It just won't happen. Ever. Give up on tattoos now. What you're after doesn't exist, no matter how bad you want it to.
I wish I could eat everything I want, never exercise, and not get fat. That won't happen. Asking strangers on the internet how to make that happen, and then not accepting "it won't work" as a correct answer, doesn't make it any more possible.

Yep. You win the internet today.

Agree. A full eagle would be waaaay cooler than just the wings. Chest eagles are always awesome. Always.

Agree. A full eagle would be waaaay cooler than just the wings. Chest eagles are always awesome. Always.

Yep. You win the internet today.

A. That puppy is adorable, has the sweetest eyes.
B. My dog's named Ella too! Good choice.

Yep. You win the internet today.

Yep. You win the internet today.

Yep. You win the internet today.

Yep. You win the internet today.

Yep. You win the internet today.

I realize this is a day late, and for that I apologize, but I felt some of you would appreciate it.

Passed my CDL test yesterday. I was really nervous; went first at 6am, and the tester was known for being a bit of a dick, but I passed. Orientation with an over the road company on Tuesday, then if all goes well I could be relocating to Cali somewhere and starting work within a month!

+1 to this entire thing
And @beez I agree, the Op Ivy is awesome and should never be covered.
Also, I realize this is the kind of post I usually hate, agreeing without adding anything, but you've all said it so well and laid down some very solid advice already.
Pretend this is a witty and useful sentence.
EDIT: not gonna lie, "junkies runnin dry" came up on my spotify right after I posted this reply. And yea, I did reword that all to rhyme repeatedly... sorry.