Barbie Doll

I always leave a steamy load in the potty so people see how awesome my bowel movements are.

1.) Dead hooker from night before.
2.) Boiling cauldron used to bring back Madonna.
3.) Finger from a man who lost a bet.
4.) Gun used to fuck with bellhop.
5.) Bottle of "Fucking Cristal" because everything else is piss.

11. Virginity
12. Dignity

Paul Rudd.
Man crush...

Thought this was appropriate

Not on me, by stevie edge
The marine biologist episode is probably my favourite

Infinitely happy when Seinfeld crosses international borders.

I woke up to this winner every morning of my junior year in college thanks to my male roomie...

"Are you Master of your Domain?"
"I am King of the County. You?"
"Lord of the Manor."
"I'm Queen of the castle!"
- Jerry, George and Elaine, in "The Contest"
"So, you're still Master of your Domain?"
"Yes, yes I am. Master of my domain. But I will tell you this: I'm going over to her apartment and I'm tellin' her to put those shades down!"
"Wait, wait wait... Whoa, whoa whoa-- what did you just say?"
"I can't take it any more! She's drivin' me crazy. I can't sleep, I can't leave the house. When I'm here I'm climbin' the walls. Meanwhile I'm datin' a virgin, I'm in this contest... something's gotta give!"
"Do you hear what you're saying? Can you hear it? This is a beautiful woman walking around naked, and you want to tell her to stop!? That's the *dumbest* thing I ever heard. I mean, it's incomprehens-- I'm not gonna let you do it!"
"Well, I'm doin' it. Get out of my way..."
"No, you can't! This is something that comes about once in a lifetime. When we were boys looking through our bedroom windows we would think, 'Why can't there be a woman out there taking her clothes off?' And now that wish has come true and you want to... pfffft... throw it away?!"
- Kramer and Jerry, fighting over the woman across the street, in "The Contest"

I have also seen the Seinfeld: An XXX Parody.
It has such lovely character names like: Gorge, Gerry, Crammer, The Porn Nazi, Noman.
I thought Sasha Grey should have played the Elina character. She ended up being some chick in a three-sum with Crammer and some other chick. I though it did a fine job before the naughty stuff started. Once they "Got it on" the entire story turned to shit. Not really worth 50 bucks.

If you are of the male gender, when you piss... this is what you look at in my bathroom.

and to make the ladies uncomfortable...

When Puddy has his face painted and screams at the priest in the car "DEVILS!!! ARRRRRRRRRRRGH!!!" I lose it every god damn time (and at the end when Elaine visits the priest and she looks like Mary - gold.)

These are 4 off the top of my head that haven't been mentioned yet - there are far to many to claim as 'favorites' for me!
1. The Merv Griffin Show
2. The Double Dip episode
3. The Limo
4. The Face Painter - anything with Puddy is gold!

That sound is like music to my ears. Pick em up! Mock...SI...ing....SI...

Watch it 20 more times.
Than do it drunk 20 more. Did you watch 2.

Weird I thought this was a wannabe celebreality forum...must have gotten my bookmarks mixed up

We spent a lot of time in Quebec City, in the old section. Beautiful. I ate poutine every day and smuggled foie gras home.

I don't know. I like a bit of "Crash and Burn"

I don't remember Chris running water, but I guarantee that he drinks more Hawaiian Punch than anyone on the planet.

Im fucking hungover from reading that line.

I look forward to banning each and every one of you.

Newcastle Brown Ale TILL I DIE. /predictable.
Actually, every time I meet someone famous in Newcastle, I bring them a bottle of brown. My Chemical Romance and Alkaline Trio are now big fans, haha.

I "like" like this thread. Meow.

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fuck you guys and your californianess. I hate you (I'm jealous)