Jake

Funniest Tattoo You Have...

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Not every tattoo has to have a deep, symbolic meaning. Some of my favorites are actually quite juvenile and stupid.

Only post if it's actually a tattoo you personally have done or have on your own body. Oh yeah, and make me laugh!

Here's mine to start it off. To really get this joke you need to know it's located on my right inner thigh :cool:

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Tattoo by Juan Puente 2008

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DIRTY!!!!!!!!!! haha

this dude came into the shop with a home made tattoo on his chest. it said PIZZA but the A was an anarchy sign. haha sorry no photo.

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I knew a guy who claimed to have "If you can read this, you must be working" tattooed there, but I never had the good fortune of seeing it myself.

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This is my funniest one. We were sitting around the shop one day talking about the movie johnny dangerously and i drew this little guy up. By the end of the week everyone who worked with us had their own version of it and it has turned into a local joke and we now sell them for $40 bucks if you're "ballsy" enough to get one...

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it has turned into a local joke and we now sell them for $40 bucks if you're "ballsy" enough to get one...

This is great! Is it a common tattoo for customers to get now? Thanks for sharing the laugh.

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no they are not that popular...yet. haha we have done 11 of them so far there are a few in the works...all of them have gone on friends, but don't think we don't try to sell them when people "want a tattoo but i don't know what i want". they are fun and they honestly help break the ice with alot of customers.

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This was a walk-in and it always makes me giggle... Kitt Hall @ Deluxe did the honors and came up with 99% of the design.image.asp?id_=26127253

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red wings bloody tampon. got it from TILT at the ROC CITY show couple years ago. I'll have to get pics of some of my others.

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did this gangster tattoo on a friend casually referred to as " Big Daddy ". Nothing says you came from the streets like type font.

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no they are not that popular...yet.

too bad...some times tattoo trends take awhile to catch on............hope this one makes it

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Calbee, your photo is not there? anyway you could edit your post and try again? Would love to see the funny tattoo you've got.

Bunny, it is funny and much more.

Travis, those are some funny tattoos. Are those cut off straight edge praying hands above the "thug life" tattoo under the Hawaii'n flower shirt? if so, that is for sure thug!

Keep the funny tattoos coming.......this is hillarious!

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hahahaha there's a fucking winner! Hawaiian shirt and everything!

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in the thug life pic, its like the belly of a truck driver with lady hands...

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in the thug life pic, its like the belly of a truck driver with lady hands...

How'd i miss the hands???? So much going on in this picture...it's like a fun game!

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Thanks for sharing and contributing Rob. "Clawrocket" allows my mind to wander to some painful possibilities, care to elaborate on the nickname?

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Travis, those are some funny tattoos. Are those cut off straight edge praying hands above the "thug life" tattoo under the Hawaii'n flower shirt? if so, that is for sure thug!

Hahah, yeah. Ironically he said they were done in a garage by a scratcher with a dope problem- if you couldn't tell. I keep that photo in my portfolio in the shop because it gets the most responses hands down.

Here's a few other humorous tattoos on my leg:

zombie shocker hand with appropriate fluids on the fingers

40oz to commemorate 40oz fridays. Every friday after the shop closes we grab a 40 and sit around, recapping the weeks events and whatnot.

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And this little gem was done the same weekend as the tampon at the roc city show. This was from Zach Nelligan out of triple crown tattoo in texas. Rad dude.

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Rob,

You are a talented tattooerist. More photos coming?

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