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I want to meet this man.

It's hard to tell what my favorite part of the ad was, because it was so fucking awesome, BUT I think this gets me:

"Sometimes I play guitar. Are you going to love getting baked and listening to Bob Dylan and Pink Floyd? LIVE? WHENEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT? Of course you are! I'll take requests and learn any song you like, because I have the voice of an angel and the acoustical stylings of James Fucking Taylor. AWWWWWW SHIT YEA! "

acoustical stylings of James Fucking Taylor... awesome.

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I just saw this stupid ad on Craigslist and thought I would share the humor.....

CL > portland > clackamas co > all services offered > financial services > Reply Reply to: [email protected] [?]

flag [?] : miscategorized prohibited spam best of Posted: 2013-06-14, 5:55PM PDT

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•it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

Posting ID: 3871664218

Posted: 2013-06-14, 5:55PM PDT

Updated: 2013-06-18, 10:06PM PDT

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